Giant Enter Button
$15.99 > Amazon
Everyone is looking for comic relief.
Thankfully, we can be a little productive
while we’re at it! Your big enter key
has memory foam which cradles
upon impact & is a working enter key!
$12.99 > Amazon
Keeping your cool is a must! Now thanks
to this USB Fan, sweat does not stand a
chance! Because of how convenient the
Clip On feature is, you can now use your
USB Fan anywhere as long as there is..
$5.99 > Amazon
Alright, this is not exactly what you should
bring into church, smack your fingers
and sing soprano! These are great for
peaceful protests out in the streets
or that extra guy in the band…
Chewbacca Spiral Notebook
$15.98 > Amazon
Record your epic journey through the Galaxy
with this Chewbacca Spiral Notebook!
Officially licensed to promote the ever
continuing saga of Star Wars!
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
The Wooden Cat Pile
$19.99 > Amazon
Cats are cute all over the world and
especially when they can be neatly piled
up on top of each other! These 6 wooden
kittens can be stacked and will remain
as you put them until…a black cat sees it!…
The Complaint Department
$9.99 > Amazon
The complaint department sees that
The lack of common sense in this world
provides endless entertainment
for those seeking to solve problems
by those obviously creating them!
Touchless Automatic Trash Can
$56.41 > Amazon
Are messy hands touching everything?
Glad someone invented the touchless
automatic trash can! Whether you wave
the magic wand or your bare naked hand
your automatic trash can opens by itself!
The World’s Biggest Towels
$38.49 > Amazon
Your majesty, your beach towel larger
than your king size bed is now ready
for you! Now all your loyal subjects
can sprawl out comfortably with this
10×10 beach towel fit for royalty…
Ben & Jerry’s Combo Lock
$35.95 > Amazon
Sorry, were you expecting to eat the
very best of MY Chunky Monkey ice cream?
I don’t think so! Now the world’s greatest
ice cream is no longer in danger
with this Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Lock!
Star Wars: Sith vs Jedi
$199.95 > Amazon
The greatest battle of all time now hangs on
your wall! Emperor Paletine is watching as
the clock is ticking away for the battle of
Endor! Watch in awe as your clock lights
up at the flick of a switch! Gooooood!…
8BITDO Gamepad SNES
$49.99 > Amazon
The purple colors are calling you home
reminding you of sweet reminisce.
You’ve fought many epic battles together.
The toughest bosses have been defeated
by these hands. Call friends…bring chips…
The Kitty Pass Cat Door
$41.96 > Amazon
Your adorable cat can now walk
right into the next room without
ever having to open the door for
the millionth time today! The Kitty
Pass is purrfect for a litter box closet!
Jesus Calling Devotional
$9.79 > Amazon
Jesus Christ DEEPLY cares for you!
Inspiring 365-day devotional says:
“I am not only committed to caring for you,
but I am also absolutely capable
of doing so. Rest in Me and Worship!
18″ Wide Clip On Mirror
$11.26 > Amazon
Almost 18″ wide, this rear view mirror gives
you, even more, mommy power to gaze
across the entire vehicle without ever
leaving the seat! Now children really have
nowhere to hide…
Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker
$20.90 > Amazon
MOM! WAFFLES! Oh boy, don’t cha know.
Those darn eat kids eat waffles like
it’s their LAST meal! Why not have a little
fun eating right? Your waffles can now
be shaped for convenient and fun eating!
Fast Strike Defense Weapon
$22.95 > Amazon
Momma gonna lay down some heavy
SMACK and will not Pity the FOO who
messes wit dis! The jerk who attempts to
rob this angry mother better think twice
for this easy concealed lightweight striker!
The Coolest Cooler
$499.95 > Amazon
This AMAZING cooler comes with a built-in
ice-crushing blender that’s so powerful,
it could juice a rock! The insulation is SO
THICK that ice can last up to 5 days!…
Demand is HIGH! Limited supply!…
Table For Steering Wheel
$18.19 > Amazon
Your steering wheel table is awesome!
It’s wide enough for a laptop with lunch
on the side! Slip it in the pouch behind
your seat when you’re done and boom!
Durable and ultra convenient!
Self Tying Waterballoons
$7.32 > Amazon
FINALLY!… Am I the only one who gets
his fingers slapped when trying to make
the world’s greatest water balloons?
We could have won the war back then
with this! Attach to garden hose, DONE!…
Clip On Cup Holder
$12.97 > Amazon
If you’re knocking your cup over all the
time, we are too! Whether for the home office
or that college school desk that was made
for a second grader, just Clip-On and put
your cup of soda or hot coffee right in it!
Dual Edge Batman Knife
$9.45 > Amazon
Alright, so you and the Joker aren’t really
getting along that well, we get it. But who
better to come over and help him on a secret
project than YOU with a dual edge batman
knife! You can cut rope, time delay fuses etc…
Tesla Coil Lighter
$16.99 > Amazon
You now control a small portion of galactic
electricity in your palm of your hand! This
Telsa Coil Lighter is windproof, flameless,
and rechargeable so you can spark up your
fires with each press of the button!
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
$199.98 > Amazon
Cat fur has FINALLY met its furball match!
Now the Elgato can be guided throughout
its little castle as he sits on your robotic
vacuum cleaner, cleaning up what the
little mess maker left behind earlier!
Clever Cutter Food Chopper
$19.00 > Amazon
When your cooking for friends and family
speed and efficiency are so satisfying!
Your stainless steel 2 in 1 food chopper
has cleverly replaced your cutting board
and knives for one amazing kitchen tool!
Star Trek TNG Robe
$59.99 > ThinkGeek
One of the greatest unknown truths about
Star Trek the Next Generation was their
shocking statements about a diverse but
united culture! Bring your cozy robe while
you travel, just in case Romulans attack…
Hairy Belly Fanny Pack
$9.68 > Amazon
Attract the people around you with lots
of engaging eyes! The Hairy Fanny Pack
is becoming one of the most hysterical
things you can wear around your campus!
Show it off to friends and families!